Milestone

Just thought I'd share: my blog now has enough posts to need a second page. Yep, I'm moving up into the big leagues. Or something.

On another note, I've got a semi treatise in the works about tobacco, government, privacy and things of that sort, so keep your eyes out for that. Not the usual entertainment around here, but something I'm passionate about and something I've been thinking about lately.

Bottlecaps of Valor

By the powers vested in me by the State of Imagination and Make Believe, I hereby bestow upon Swab the esteemed rank of Ensign, in recognition of her courage and bravery in the face of adversity and an annoying blog commenter. For the full story, click here.

As a further point of order, be it noted that Booty will hereafter refer to my wife, for the double reason that she has a very nice one, and that Ensign and I, after the manner of all good privateer types, needed to commandeer some booty. So we commandeered Booty. And then I commandeered her booty. Don't try too hard to understand.

Also, if you don't know what Bottlecaps of Valor are, then you are an illiterate twit, and ergo not reading this blog. However, in case you can read and have just been saved after 30 years of shipwreck on a desert island, go read Calvin and Hobbes. It will explain much in life which is unexplained. Like Bottlecaps of Valor.